In this strange new world, there are those who fidget spin and there are those who wish this toy trend would run its course already, oh my god.
For those in the former group, a boring fidget spinner will not do. Lucky for them, there are hundreds of options on Amazon boasting impressive spin times and various claims of health and well-being benefits.
But really, all that matters is the design. Here’s 35 of our favorites.
The Megatron of fidget spinners.
The glossier of fidget spinners.
Gilded like C-3PO.
Not made with actual pennies.
Like something you’d pull from a bin in a hardware store.
Cool in a Tumblr girl way.
Cheesy, but unlike the rest.
A little dangerous.
For the tough kid on the playground.
For the weak kid on the playground.
Frankly, unsuitable for kids of any kind on the playground.
It comes with a bracelet!
A calming hue.
If your favorite superhero tried splatter painting.
Your elementary school days in spinner form.
For the teen with a bad habit of chewing on pens until they explode all over his desk.
Like something plucked from a futuristic space garden aboard a rocket ship headed to Mars.
Like a cool hazardous waste symbol.
This surely looks good mid-spin.
Like that very expensive Dolce & Gabbana gold Motorola RAZR you wanted in 2006 but, of course, never got.
Appeals to the millennial pink Instagram aesthetic du jour.
Would look great on your desk.
For spinning well into the night.
For the teen who chains his wallet to his jeans.
Like a tiny golden hoverboard.
For the minimalist.
Projects a no-nonsense approach to fidget spinning.
Like the steering wheel on your very expensive dream car.
Like the steering wheel on your very expensive dream pirate ship.
Could almost pass for a paperweight.
Like a mod flower.
Minimalist, but low-key glows in the dark too.